#Dawn of war 2 license#
#Dawn of war 2 series#

HAIRESY will be maintained regardless of loyalty! I just hope Matt Ward doesn't read this, or they'll probably wind up in the next Grey Knights codex.

#Dawn of war 2 series#

(As long as you're not a long-time Total War fan tired of the eternal downward trend of the TW series and predatory DLC polices)īut still, the idea of the spess marheens coming to the aid of the obviously abhuman Sonic and Tails to do battle with the rogue Techpriest Robotnik would be hilarious. It came out, and HELL FUCKING YEAH it's good. The guys who made Total War are confirmed as making Warhammer Fantasy games.

#Dawn of war 2 license#

Relic was bought out by Sega and still have the license to make 40K.

6 Characters of Dawn of War: RetributionĪ (Not Really) Sad Day in the Imperium.

1 A (Not Really) Sad Day in the Imperium.

There wasn't much point in replaying since you've technically already beaten everything twice or more. It was pretty fun to play once through (if you enjoyed the levels in Command and Conquer/ Starcraft where you had a limited bunch of units instead of a proper base), although repetitive since all the maps are reused two or three times each. Srsly, Cyrus jumps in to keep the complaints coming in the middle of the monologue. Of course, Wolverine (Spike Spiegel) strongly encourages the emotional, cynical complaining during the monologue. Especially when the young (relatively, he's around 80) Assault Sergeant starts reflecting on the melancholy of becoming 'one with the chapter,' you know, if you're into overbearing, melodramatic prattling.

Go join the fucking Raven Guard, they like them some Scouts.ĭespite everything written, the dialogue is actually pretty good for a Dawn of War game. At one point, Spike Spiegel spoils victory celebrations by reminding everyone that they’re all going to die some day – he argues the point until everybody agrees and is no longer happy, and then he goes on to say they should save their happiness for when they are dead. Most of the ridiculous dialogue that started “ METAL BOXES” and other memes is now handled by Spike Spiegel (who is also Wolverine) and Avitus, who are either very sad or very angry (respectively) all of the time. probably tired of listening to his inordinate amount of edgy bitching.

Anyone who doesn't take Cyrus along for every mission is BALD AND FEWLISH. There are drop pods available to carry more men, but it is suspected that Wolverine (or Spike Spiegel) encouraged the rule so that he could remain on board and write bad poetry about the futility of life. Only three units and your commander may be taken along in any mission, and eventually two sergeants will need to stay home because there are six in total. Such is your reputation that your initial one and a half squads are expected to turn the tide of an Ork invasion. In classic Spess Mahrine style, your tiny band is more than sufficient to cunt-punch an entire Tyranid hive fleet back out of the Milky Way (while 'liberating' war gear from as many other Chapters as possible). The game features the Blood Ravens as the only playable campaign faction, and throughout the course of playing they fight Orks, because they’re everywhere, Eldar, who are attempting to slow the Tyranids' progress to their craftworld, and Tyranids. Davian Thule can also be called 'Davian Cool' in this game. Also features the return of Davian Thule, who tragically lost both his eye and his sexy accent after the fighting on Kronus. Actually, every single fucking space marine officer (with the exception of Tarkus, obviously) in this game does so, resulting in a HAIRESY-ridden gameplay experience. And your Force Commander avatar clearly spends more than the sanctioned amount of time maintaining his hair. It stars Sergeant Avitus, who hates you EVERYTHING, Sergeant Tarkus, who is bald, Spike Spiegel (also known as Wolverine from the X Men), and a bunch of 'mos. Dawn of War II is the sequel to Dawn of War and was released on February 19, 2009.